Swordsgirl and Cockroach -Chapter 1 / Part 1-

SWORDSGIRL AND COCKROACH

CHAPTER 1 
CROUCHING ROACH GIRL HIDDEN COCK

PART 1

This is a desert, a red rock desert. It’s filled with lives, from plants to herbivores to carnivores. One can see the horizon since it’s a flat land, but natural rock pillars, which are the desert’s unique feature, will obstruct it. The name is Stoneneedle Desert.

Right now it’s noon so the desert should be really hot. But one girl standing on top of one of the fifty meters’ pillars doesn’t seem to feel that as she confidently stands near the top’s edge cladded in her blue hoodie with cockroach-like symbol printed on it. Her bright brown hair doesn’t flow there isn’t any wind even up there, as well as her two ‘antennas’ that are actually two strands of long hair. And if only the shade casted by that pillar isn’t so dark, one can easily look up her panties beneath her white skirt. By the way just to add up, she wears a brown boots (I have no idea how to connect this last description with the others).

With an eager expression, she suddenly jumps. She free falls without any security whatsoever. As her speed keeps rising, the ground gets closer even faster to her face since she’s going in headfirst.

And not a moment later, the ground really touches her cute face. Her fall made a sound like a full bag of flour being smacked to the ground. A thin smoke arises around her corpse and quickly goes away. She lays flat on the ground with tummy facing downwards.

Suddenly the girl gets up to a sitting position with a big smile as if nothing has happened. Then she yells “I’M IMMORTAL!”

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There’s a cute little herbivore in the desert. People call it Ballizard. It’s a small lizard with covered in rock shells and when it cowers inside the shell it turns into a ball. It walks slowly but it can roll pretty fast especially on tilted ground. It’s almost impossible to catch it on foot then. And as the name suggests, it sounds like a word play form blizzard. That is because although Ballizard is a weak docile creature, when threatened, on rare occasions it can open a magic portal to a random blizzard area, thus transferring that blizzard towards its predator even in that desert, sending them packing in cold while the lizard itself cowers inside its ball and rolls away. Because of its ability to use magic, some suggests Ballizards may be sentient. And it’s confirmed that they don’t create blizzards, they simply open a portal because some people actually go through that portal on purpose before.

Right now there is one Ballizard being chased by Roach Girl. The poor lizard rolls as fast as it can but the girl keeps getting closer. Usually a normal human would get tired before they can even get close but since Roach Girl is immortal, she has unlimited stamina.

Finally, she manages to catch the lizard. Fortunately, it isn’t one of those rare occasion where a blizzard portal gets opened. The Ballizard squirms helplessly in fear of being eaten. These lizards are known to be tasty when roasted, and its shell can be sold to merchants, usually then used as materials to make things. Its cries “PEE! PEE!” while the Roach Girl hugs it tightly. “With this I can eat that crepe today!!” she yells.

Suddenly she hears another girl’s voice calling out to her. “HEEEYYY!!!!” the other girl yells. Roach Girl turns to look at her. She’s still far away running at full speed and she doesn’t look happy. And by full speed, she’s just running slightly faster than human’s average walking speed, even then she looks like she’s running out of breath.

Roach Girl sits there holding the Ballizard while she waits for the other girl to get there. Her panting voice is getting louder as she gets closer, but just a few meter left, she stops and wheezes like crazy.

Looking at her closer, she looks like a more experienced hunter. She wears a full helmet complete with visor, buckle below her chin. Her body is covered in tight special bodysuit that disposes of heat to keep her cool. Above that she has a short sleeve jacket beneath a Kevlar to protect herself. She also wears a long pant. Her glove and boots are protected with armor up to her elbows and knees. She brings three bags, two of them buckled to her thighs and one on her bag. This one only occupies her left back but it’s straps hugs her upper torso nicely. Beside that bag is a magnetic sword holder with a long big black machete-like sword that looks heavy. Its hilt is wrapped in a dirty white cloth. She also got a gun sheathed to the left side of her belt. Overall her main color is soft red to camouflage herself in the environment, although her hair is long black and unruly. As for her face, she isn’t as cute as Roach Girl. Her eyes are small, no double-eyelid, totally a potato face. Also her body look like a board, no curves or boobs, she’s also short.

The girl raises her hand, signaling Roach Girl for a time out while still looking down wheezing. She takes out a bottle of water quickly from her backpack and drink it. Suddenly she coughs, looks like she chokes on the water.

Roach Girl looks really worried and quickly approaches Swords Girl. She pats her back to help her recover. “There… there…” Roach Girl says as the other girl still coughing.

After a while, Swords Girl raises her hand again giving the ‘I’m okay’ signal. She drinks again and her breath finally slows down. “Thanks…” she says. “No probs.” Roach Girl replies.

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created by: Yanaka

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